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ボーナス日妻が鵜匠の顔に見え

bonus day: wife looks to pry my catch from my gullet

出勤が運動だったと気付く腹

my belly realized that work was exercise

霊柩車最後に乗った高級車

the hearse was her final ride in a luxury car

衣食住すべてそろった偽装品

all you need! everything is here! bootleg goods

ちょっと声変えて2度目の問い合わせ

disguised my voice a little bit and then asked again

脳みそに分けてあげたい顔のシワ

i want to give my face wrinkles to my brain

なお変になって出てくる美容院

pop out to the beauty salon and emerge weirder

日記には上司の名前君付けで

on a first-name basis with my boss in my journal

お隣がタオル投げ込むほどにもめ

fight until the neighbor throws in the towel

「時間よ」と 二度寝する妻 起きる俺