ボーナス日妻が鵜匠の顔に見え
bonus day: wife looks to pry my catch from my gullet
出勤が運動だったと気付く腹
my belly realized that work was exercise
霊柩車最後に乗った高級車
the hearse was her final ride in a luxury car
衣食住すべてそろった偽装品
all you need! everything is here! bootleg goods
ちょっと声変えて２度目の問い合わせ
disguised my voice a little bit and then asked again
脳みそに分けてあげたい顔のシワ
i want to give my face wrinkles to my brain
なお変になって出てくる美容院
pop out to the beauty salon and emerge weirder
日記には上司の名前君付けで
on a first-name basis with my boss in my journal
お隣がタオル投げ込むほどにもめ
fight until the neighbor throws in the towel
「時間よ」と 二度寝する妻 起きる俺